OK, so there's a lotta black cats here.  How the heck can anyone tell us apart?  Well,  our personalities are all pretty different, so the people who spend the most time with us don't need our collars to tell us apart anymore.  So what's my standout personality trait you ask?  (You are asking, right?)  Mine is the fascination with hair.  If I'm up in the windowsill and have access to your flowing locks, I will happily take a quick munch just to say hey.  Gets people's attention every time!

It's all in good fun and I'm hoping to stand out from the crowd to find a home sooner.  And since they're running a special on us, why not take one of my buddies home with us too?